Today was a good ride.
Saturday, December 27th, 2008So today was one of those bike rides that I’ll look back on in 50 years and think, that sure was a fun day of bikin.
It started with Ashley and Yoni sitting at the kitchen table reading the newspaper and specifically looking at the oddly named churches in the area…the funniest? Cowboy Church at the OK Corral. Yeah.
Eventually we got to biking. I was late again. I’m getting bad at lateness when it comes to biking. I’ve been so good for so long, but I guess my lessons from Jacob are becoming further and further removed and I don’t have the fear of god in me when it comes to being on time anymore. Ha.
Off we went into the area south of Monroe, past Cheniere Dam (that’s pronounced shuh-nee apparently – crazy pronunciations are the norm here – whatever you think it is, it’s not) and south on Lapine. We rode into a howling headwind the whole time until we passed a lone rider on the side of the ever so vacant road. We didn’t slow or anything, but said hi, and continued on. He caught up quickly and we struck up a conversation.
His name is Sheldon and he’s from the area. He told us that the turn we were planning on in the very near future was probably not the best idea…it was dirt, it was gated, and there were hunters. He should have just told me that Heaven was on the other side, so of course we had to go now.
Kilpatrick Rd came up, we turned, the pavement ended, the gate was crossed, and the hunters were seen. They looked at us like we were six-eyed deer. We saw at least five different cars with the hunters sitting in their cars with their guns hanging lazily out the window. We kept riding silently by as the chorus of protests followed us along our merry way.
Eventually, we came to a dead end. I figured this was the end of our voyage and we’d have to turn around to meet the chorus of protests that had been following us. Thankfully, we had our man Sheldon with us, and he led us straight on through…on foot.
We climbed over a fence and into a pasture, hopped back on our bikes, rode past some cows and horses, avoided the manure and came to our next fence crossing, which we all handled ably.
Some more dirt road followed until we were once again back on sweet, sweet pavement. We bid Sheldon adieu, and head off to Cooney Bonnet Road, where holy moly a big sign says:
Cowboy Church of the OK Corral!
Yoni and I couldn’t believe it.
We kept riding and then we witnessed another abnormality – the proverbial tree falling in the woods. Except we were there…and we saw it.
Yeah, it was a good bike ride. I’ve had a good time bikin with Yoni over the past few days – we rode in Vicksburg yesterday (more on that soon).
Anyhow, Ashley and I are going to buy some firecrackers. Yahoo.
Signing off from Ouachita Parish (that’s wah-shit-aw).



































